tummy status: recovering
this just goes to prove that i'm not lying about facebook; people from back in the day continue to find you. daily. but whatever, it's a voluntary thing and i can certainly voluntarily take myself off of it. sure. but it also proves that violence solves nothing. after many many years of punching this individual in the solar plexus for sharing with me a number of delights throughout junior high and high school and college - namely, the wet willie, sneaking up behind me and blowing in my ear (we were in college, mind you), and tickling me in undesirable places - he continues to do obnoxious things like FIND me on stupid facebook. i'm not your friend, dude. i've hated you since i was 12. i know i'm harboring bad feelings from a verrrry long time ago, but after a enduring years of wet willies, i'm entitled.anyhoo. on to more important things.
talked to moms today. and my sister. i love that our convos are punctuated with my sister screaming at my cat, 'get OFF me, you fucking whore! i'm going to slap you into next week!' good looking out. sounds like my baby is getting the upbringing i always wanted for her. apparently she got locked out of the house overnight for galloping over to my sister and munching on her forefinger. i don't know what to say - i thought scarlett would outgrow that. apparently she hasn't. it's the love, tho. she follows my sister around everywhere, and shows her affection by mauling her ass. isn't that how everyone functions? wait, maybe that's just us.
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damn. hella wrong. but then again, you didn't mention the nose tentacles.
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